Are you gonna eat that cake?

Awkward conversation with my grandma

• Grandma: hey want some shephard's pie? I kept some in the fridge for you, just heat it up in the microwave :)
• Me: oh okay, cool thank you :)
• *I open the microwave door and notice a big metal rack inside*
• Me: Wow, that's a big rack you got there :P
• ...
• God damn it.